The first shit that goes on in my mind:
SHARP, Y YOU NO SMART?
Yes. I'm talking about the calculator. I was just sitting in class during amath, and this thought came to me: Why doesn't sharp learn from other electronic devices, and make their calculator chargeable either by power plug or USB? Or even better, make regular software updates? This way, the competition against Casio would be eliminated totally. Of course, there are several pros and cons to this.
Pros.
-No need to waste money to purchase batteries.
-Regular updates = Better calculating. [Updated software, more functions, etc.]
Cons.
-Anything that is electronic and is accessible by computer is hack-able.
-Pupils may cheat. [Insert equations, etc.]
-Some people may not have computers to charge it. [Of course, this can be solved by making the USB Powerpoint plug thingy.]
Even though the cons may be more than the pros, the pros still outweigh the cons. Imagine the money and anxiety saved, when batteries are not needed. No more worrying if the calculator will die on you during the test tomorrow, no more wasting precious chicken chop money on batteries.
Some may argue, saying that Sharp would not earn, as everyone would only have to purchase one calculator and update the software. Well, they could make a programme which would allow users to 'control' their calculator from there. They can decide on what to add into the calculator, what to take out, etc. Some sort of an iTunes for calculators. About the money part, the programme could be ad supported.
Problem=Solved.
So pleaseeee. If anyone working for Sharp, Casio, or any other calculator company, reads this, please work on it immediately. Of course, pay me some money too for the idea. I will sue you!
The second shit that goes on in my mind.
Tubes. When i am a governor or president of some place, that place would be the 'duh shit'. Firstly, i would make sure that everyone has a tube system that would bring them from their home to their workplace. This tube would feature a sound system, and a bed. With this tube, people would be able to get to their workplace even faster. This tube would be powered by clean nuclear energy, which i would clarify on later. These tubes would be constructed in an orderly manner, and would all be located underground. Thus, the city would still look swag-y.
Second thing that i would like to do, is that i would put a glass dome over the city. Some sort like the simpsons movie. However, this dome would be fully air-conditioned. This dome would also be made out of a special material, one which allows heat from the city to escape, and not let the heat outside in. Only certain key areas, such as roads to other cities and airports, would have holes. With this dome, there would be no more rain, and a cool city.
Thirdly, i would build nuclear plants. Nuclear energy is by far the most efficient type of energy. Of course, i would still build wind and sun farms outside of the city for energy too. But that would not be enough. Thus, the need for nuclear energy. Needless to say, i would make sure that the nuclear waste would be disposed the right way.
Just some shitty ideas from me. Hope you enjoy the sneak peak of what is going on inside my head.
G'bye mate,
JEROME
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